Puns & Wordplay
epub |eng | 2019-10-09 | Author:Francesco Marciuliano

The Very Last Thing I wish I could I know I should But I just can’t tell you as a friend “I’d rather not see you tonight” So I make ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse October 26,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-09-07 | Author:Jimmy Niro

My dad and I were driving the car when we passed a sign for something called the Peanut Museum. “Hey, Dad, do you want to stop there and have a ...
( Category: Fatherhood September 8,2019 )
epub |eng | 2011-01-24 | Author:Rosemarie Jarski

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle. Plato Let us be kinder to one another. Aldous Huxley, last words KISS Mrs Norton is perhaps the most ...
( Category: Trivia August 17,2019 )
epub |eng | 2018-10-15 | Author:Francesco Marciuliano [Marciuliano, Francesco]

MENTAL HEALTH DAY When you can’t lift your head up When you can’t raise your hopes up When you can’t get yourself up To face another day Remember You can ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse July 19,2019 )
epub |eng | 2014-08-25 | Author:George Hagen [Hagen, George]

“I shine like a dagger Or a diamond tooth in a dragon’s maw. I grow larger as the cold night comes, And shorter in the thaw. What am I?” A ...
( Category: Norse June 28,2019 )
epub |eng | 2019-03-13 | Author:Mo Welch

Excuses to Use When Calling in “Sick” to Work 1 I’m sick (of showing up). 2 I’m sweating a lot. Like, a lot. 3 Bad hair day. That’s valid, right? ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay May 16,2019 )
epub |eng | 2002-02-26 | Author:Grothe, Mardy [Grothe, Mardy]

—Joe Torre “Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn.” —Harry Vardon “The difference between ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay July 4,2016 )
epub |eng | 2014-01-01 | Author:Joseph Leeming & SHANE MILLER

NAME THE NATIONS 1What country suggests a straw hat? Panama. 2What country expresses anger? Ireland. 3What country mourns? Wales. 4What country has a good appetite? Hungary. 5What country is popular ...
( Category: Puzzles January 2,2016 )
epub |eng | | Author:David Lubar [LUBAR, DAVID]

CHAPTER SIX Slowly Running Out of Time As I sat in school the next day, every tick of the clock seemed like an explosion. Time was racing away. I kept ...
( Category: Intermediate Readers September 29,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-02-05 | Author:Ben Yagoda [Yagoda, Ben]

Music fans of a certain advanced age will recognize these as mangled and ruined versions of the titles of some classic pop songs: “I Only Have Eyes for You,” “God ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2008-02-01 | Author:Don Steinberg [Steinberg, Don]

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. ...
( Category: Jokes & Riddles March 26,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-05-19 | Author:Okrent, Arika [Okrent, Arika]

Blissymbolics was in some ways a throwback to the seventeenth-century philosophical languages. Bliss broke down the world into essential elements of meaning and derived all other concepts through combination. But ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay March 25,2014 )